This post is all about pure imagination !!! We are to select TEN best politicians from India (ie. Ruling at present) and send them for a match against World XI !!! A brief description of all 11 players are also quoted !!! Please don't take this post seriously !!! Its to make u laugh and of-course think too !!!
Karunanithi
Positive: Capable of controlling the match from DOWN the order. Known for writing LETTERS to umpires.
Negative: Needs a Praising Meet for every run scored.
Demand: Yellow Jersey for all players along with Black Coolers FREE of Cost.
Mayawathi
Positive: Never worry about the opposition or even her own situation. She keeps on attacking.
Negative: Even Umpire Should not raise his hand in front of her.
Demand: Name of all Cricket Stadiums will be determined by her and its mandatory that her statue is present in the middle of the pitch.
Kiran Mohan Reddy
Positive: Youngster and fresh to this game. Has new style of play.
Negative: He can split the team into TWO
Demand: Needs everything in TWO numbers.
Naveen Patnaik
Positive: Lot of potential and Resources
Negative: No controls
Demand: Needs Grenades as balls and Machine guns as bat and match in forest.
Narendra Modi
Positive: Has a capability to lead team to victory – Single handed.
Negative: Nothing free of cost.
Demand: Cut shot the team into 5 players. I myself can play 5 times.
P.Chidambaram
Positive: Clear and well defined player known for consistent scoring.
Negative: He should be declared as winner even if he loses the match.
Demand: Will play only with Dhoti.
Yeddyurappa
Positive: Strong batsman known for his PARTNERSHIP.
Negative: Favours Brothers more ( like pathan brothers, hussy brothers)
Demand: Lease period for the cricket stadium.
Pranab Mukherjee
Positive: Seeks improvement points from all.
Negative: Not interested in adding runs from Swiz.
Demand: If top order(class) fails, middle and lower order(class) should p(l)ay.
Mamata Banerjee
Positive: Capable of increasing her talents and capabilities.
Negative: Most of the runs scored will be on eastern side.
Demand: Should not swap the bowling ends. I ll always bat facing EAST.
Sonia Gandhi
Positive: Never loves posts.
Negative: ll give TV to you and keep remote in her hand.
Demand: Rahul (Not Dravid) should be the next Captain.
Manmohan Singh
Positive: Responsible for taking India top in Ratings.
Negative: Plays with a remote operated bat. Seems he plays shot, but someone actually does.
Demand: Never Demands anything !!!
Hope you all enjoyed this post !!! Its just a imaginary one and take the content lightly !!! But there are really few hidden things here, we all need to think about !!! Please refer your friends, if u like this post !!! Do vote in INDLI and TOPBLOGGING if we deserve !!!
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